♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
OH.
[GROANS]
CAT BURGLAR! FISH SNATCHER!
THIEF!
GET YOUR GRIMY PAWS OFF THAT CARP!
OHH!
YOW!
OHH!
Heathcliff: FOOLISH MAN. TO THINK YOU CAN CATCH THIS NIMBLE...
I'LL GET YOU, YOU FURRY BABOON!
AIEEE!
HUH?
Heathcliff: GUESS WHO.
Man: HELP! GET HIM OFF MY HEAD!
STOP SCARING MY CUSTOMERS!
OOH!
AAH!
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR LAST MEAL!
WHOA!
HA HA HA HA!
OHH!
TIME FOR THIS CAT TO...
AAH!
WHERE AM I?
WHOAM I?
AAH!
HMM.
I WONDER IF THOSE GUYS COULD HELP A CAT IN DISTRESS.
HI, GUYS!
HELLO, DUDE. TWO CARP WILL GET YOU IN THE GAME.
[BELCH]
YEAH. I'M STILL HUNGRY.
I WANT TO WIN MY DESSERT.
I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO PLAY.
I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
All: ANYTHING?
[TALKING SOFTLY]
A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
NO. TO THE RIGHT.
GET MORE HOT WATER, AND MOVE IT!
NOW IT'S TOO HOT.
BOY, IT'S HARD TO GET GOOD HELP.
MY CLAWS ARE READY FOR A MANICURE.
YOU DIDN'T MASSAGE MY TOES YET!
WHERE'S THE CREAM RINSE?
[PANTING]
ARE YOU GUYS SURE I'M YOUR BUTLER?
WE'RE SURE.
HEY! I MAY HAVE LOST MY MEMORY, BUT I'M NOT STUPID.
I DON'T BUY IT. PAWS, DO YOUR STUFF.
WHO DO THOSE SLAVE DRIVERS THINK THEY ARE,
TREATING ME LIKE A-- D...D...DOG!
PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET IN YOUR WAY.
IT'S MY FAULT. I SHOULD WATCH WHERE I'M GOING.
HUH?!
HUH?! YOU OK?
SOMETHING'S FISHY HERE.
SORRY. I FORGOT TO USE MOUTHWASH AFTER DINNER.
YOU LOOK LIKE A NICE POOCH.
MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT.
I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.
HUH?!
I'LL HELP YOU.
SURE, I'LL HELP YOU!
A FEW SWIFT KICKS
WILL HELP JOG YOUR MEMORY.
OUCH!
OW!
UGH! OW!
THERE YOU GO.
OHH.
HMM. A SHELTER FOR THE HOMELESS.
THAT'S ME, ALL RIGHT.
HELLO.
POOR KITTY. ARE YOU LOST?
WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU.
JUST RELAX AND PLAY WITH YOUR TOY.
[SNIFF]
MMM! CATNIP. THERE'S A FAMILIAR SCENT.
MOO!
HOW ABOUT A PINT OF WHIPPING CREAM?
HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE, BUSTER.
THAT'S FOR BREAKFAST.
THIS CAT'S GOING OFF THE DEEP END.
HELP!
DON'T YOU LIKE MY GAME?
BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THAT WHOLE FIASCO
SEEMS WONDERFULLY FAMILIAR TO ME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR DONATION.
THE MONEY WE MAKE FROM SELLING THE CLOTHES
WILL BUY DOG AND CAT FOOD.
WE'RE ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP NEEDY ANIMALS IN ANY WAY WE CAN.
WHAT ABOUT NEEDY PET OWNERS?
WAIT. YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.
YOUR RECEIPT, SIR. HMM?!
HUH?
HEATHCLIFF, IS THAT YOU?
HMM. HE LOOKS FAMILIAR,
BUT SO DID THOSE ALLEY CATS.
LET GO!
YOU'RE OUR CAT!
I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT! HUH?
IF HE WANTS TO STAY SO BAD, WE SHOULD LET HIM.
WE'LL DO NO SUCH THING.
HEATHCLIFF WILL RECOGNIZE IGGY.
NOW, LET'S GO GET HIM.
I MISS HEATHCLIFF SO MUCH.
MAYBE POSTING THESE REWARD NOTICES WILL HELP.
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE STEALING HEATHCLIFF,
AND I CAN'T IMAGINE HEATHCLIFF RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME.
WE ALWAYS TOOK GOOD CARE OF HIM.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, IGGY?
POSTING REWARD SIGNS FOR HEATHCLIFF.
HE'S LOST.
LOST? YOU MEAN WE'RE RID OF HIM AT LAST?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, MUGSY.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU LOST SPIKE?
WELL, I, UH...I, UH...
[CRYING]
HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE MY BEST PAL.
I HOPE YOU COME HOME SOON.
I WONDER WHERE THAT LITTLE WEASEL'S HIDING TODAY.
[CRYING]
SONJA, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
HE'S MISSING.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM OR HEARD FROM HIM.
I'M SO WORRIED, SPIKE.
I THINK I CAN HELP YOU OUT.
LET'S GO FIND IGGY.
HOORAY!
THE THRILL OF VICTORY!
WHOA! THE AGONY OF DEFEAT!
I'M A BORN WINNER!
HELP!
OH, NO!
YOW!
DON'T YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO HITCHHIKE?
HEY! CHECK IT OUT!
All: AHH!
LET'S GO FIND HIM, BOYS!
ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY KNOWS THEIR JOB.
THIS IS A DELICATE OPERATION.
EVERYTHING HAS TO GO OFF WITH SPLIT-SECOND TIMING,
OR HEATHCLIFF WON'T GET HIS MEMORY BACK.
REMEMBER, YOU OWE ME MILK SHAKES FOR A MONTH.
JUST MAKE SURE SPIKE DOES HIS JOB.
OK, TEAM, LET'S ROLL!
MMM! FRESH AIR. NO ONE WILL EVER RECOGNIZE ME
OR TERRORIZE ME IN THIS DISGUISE.
HEY, HEATHCLIFF! WAIT!
WE HAVE TO TALK TO YOU, OLD BUDDY!
UH-OH!
YOW! OH, NO!
GOT HIM!
GRR!
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHOA!
OHH!
[PANTING]
[GASP]
I CAN'T ENJOY ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT MY HEATHCLIFF.
GOOD-BYE, CRUEL WORLD.
NO, SONJA!
MY BELOVED SONJA!
OHH!
WELCOME BACK, HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Heathcliff: MEOW.
OH, HEATHCLIFF!
ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT IT.
I MISSED THE OLD FURBAG.
[PURRING]
SO YOU SEE, HEATHCLIFF, WE STAGED THE WHOLE THING.
I JUMPED OFF THE ROOF SO YOU WOULD GET YOUR MEMORY BACK.
SONJA, YOU'RE A GEM.
BUT WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR ONE MINUTE?
I GOT SOMETHING I GOT TO DO.
HUH?!
NOW, DON'T GO GETTING
ALL MUSHY ON ME, HEATHCLIFF.
THERE'S NO NEED FOR THANKS.
I'VE JUST GOT ONE QUESTION TO ASK, OLD BUDDY.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY MY REAR END IS SO SORE?
OHH! OOH!
OOH! OW!
[MUNGO HUMMING]
[YAWN]
HEY! MUNGO!
HOW'S BREAKFAST COMING?
UH, I'M SLICING YOURS RIGHT OFF THE FLANK, BOSS.
OH. HUH?!
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, HECTOR.
UH...I DON'T HAVE NOTHING.
NOWYOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING.
Wordsworth: HEY, GUYS, LOOK WHO I'VE GOT.
PUT ANOTHER FISH INTO THE POT.
ELSIE!
LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN!
YEAH. OUR FAVORITE BAG CAT.
BOYS, I DON'T WANT TO IMPOSE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? COME ON IN AND SHARE SOME BREAKFAST.
YEAH. WE ALWAYS GOT ROOM FOR YOU, ELSIE.
[SLURP SLURP SLURP]
OH!OOH!
LADIES FIRST.
I CAN'T DEPRIVE YOU OF YOUR LAST SARDINE.
NONSENSE.
THE FISH TRUCK WILL BE ALONG MOMENTARILY.
MUNGO, HECTOR!
GO STOP THE FISH TRUCK.
UH, BOSS, I HATE THAT JOB.
ME, TOO.
THANKS, MUNGO.
SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL.
HERE IT COMES!
[SLURP SLURP SLURP]
QUICKLY, CHARLES.
I'VE GOT SO MANY PLANS TO MAKE FOR THE BIG PARTY.
WORDSWORTH...
THIS FAT CAT IS OUR TICKET
INTO HIGH SOCIETY.
NO, RIFFRAFF.
LET THEM GO.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "LET THEM GO"?
WHAT'S THE MATTER, ELSIE?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
Elsie: OH, WE WERE SO YOUNG THEN--
TOP HAT CAT AND I.
OF COURSE, I WAS FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS.
[GASP]
FOR A WHILE, IT WAS ALL CAVIAR AND CREAM.
WE EVEN PLANNED TO ELOPE.
HE WAS GOING TO GIVE IT ALL UP FOR ME.
[BOTH GASP]
[TOP HAT CAT AND ELSIE GROANING]
Elsie, voice-over: IT WAS THEN THAT WE BOTH KNEW--
IT WAS FOOLISH.
AND IT WAS OVER.
[WIND WHISTLING]
AND THE REST IS BAG CAT HISTORY.
[CRYING]
IT JUST AIN'T RIGHT.
Hector: LET'S GO REARRANGE HIS WHISKERS!
NO, BOYS. LEAVE IT BE.
UH...BUT WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
WE AREGOING TO DO SOMETHING...
JUST AS SOON AS WORDSWORTH GETS BACK.
FELLAS! I THINK WE'RE GOING TO EAT HEARTY.
I GOT INVITATIONS TO THE PARTY.
THAT'S GREAT!
UH..."YOUSE AND YOUR GUESTS
"IS CORDIALLY INVITED TO A FIRST-CLASS BIRTHDAY PARTY
FOR TOP HAT CAT."
SO WHAT ARE YOU ALL STANDING AROUND FOR? WE HAVE WORK TO DO.
OHH!
EEK!
MY BOA!
TRUST ME, ELSIE. I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST FRONT WAVE.
CONTACT!
OH! OH!
OHH!
[COUGHING]
VOILA!
OH! HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF OPENING A CHAIN, MONSIEUR RIFFRAFF?
MADAME IS TOO KIND.
1, 2, 3, 4.
WHO IS THE CAT WE ADORE?
1, 2, 3, 4.
IAM THE CAT YOU ADORE.
BY GEORGE, I THINK SHE'S GOT IT.
Wordsworth: 1, 2, 3, 4.
WHO IS THE CAT WE ADORE?
THIS NECKLACE IS PURE CLASS.
[HONK HONK]
YOUR COACH AWAITS WITHOUT, MADAME.
[DING DONG]
YOUR INVITATION, SIR.
Riffraff: YOU KIDS GO AHEAD.
I'M GOING TO CASE THE JOINT.
[PLAYING WALTZ]
[ALL SPEAKING IN ADMIRATION]
SHE'S THE CAT'S MEOW! WOW!
TO THE BIRTHDAY CAT.
L'CHAIM.
DARLING, YOU NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
ISN'T SHE A BIT OLD FOR HIM?
HE'S HAD HIS WHISKERS LIFTED 3 TIMES.
HA HA HA HA!
I THINK I'LL MAKE A MOVE FOR THAT STRONG, SILENT TYPE.
[HACKING]
A LITTLE GRAY DAY HOMOGENIZED?
LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
[SLURP]
UH, YES.
OH, MY. IT'S LOVELY WEATHER.
[THINKING] NOW, WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT VOICE BEFORE?
[THINKING] DOES HE REMEMBER?
DARLING, YOU'RE SO STRONG, SO SILENT.
I'M HUNGRY.
I'VE HAD MORE FUN WATCHING LEROY SLEEP.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
THEY'RE TOO UPTIGHT.
HMM.
HEY, JACK, DO YOU KNOW
LOVE LITTERS IN THE SAND?
[PLAYING WITH JAZZY RHYTHM]
[LAUGHTER]
UH...FILL 'ER UP.
Riffraff: PSST! MUNGO.
GIVE.
COMING AT YOU, BOSS.
[CRASH]
YOU COULDN'T JUST HAND IT TO ME?
[LAUGHTER]
YOUR FRIENDS CERTAINLY KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
THEY REMIND ME OF A YOUNG COUPLE I ONCE KNEW.
THEY WERE VERY MUCH IN LOVE,
AND HE NEVER FORGOT HER.
SHE NEVER FORGOT EITHER.
Top Hat: WE CHASED A DOG.
IT WAS A SQUIRREL.
I STOLE YOU A DIAMOND.
IT WAS A PEARL.
AH, YES.
I REMEMBER IT NOW.
Top Hat: WE DINED ON SQUID.
Elsie: NO. IT WAS CARP.
WE HOPPED A TRAIN.
WE HOPPED A BARGE.
AH, YES. I REMEMBER IT NOW.
THE DAY YOU LEFT--
I LEFT AT NIGHT.
IT SEEMED SO WRONG.
BUT IT WAS RIGHT.
Both: AH, YES.
I REMEMBER IT NOW.
TOP HAT!
ELSIE!
EEW! WHAT HIT US?!
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, MUNGO!
UH...THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A PLACE FOR YOU AT THE JUNKYARD!
BYE, DARLING!
Crowd: GOOD-BYE! GOOD-BYE! TA-TA! SO LONG!
UH...MORE CAVIAR, BOSS?
YOU KNOW, IT FEELS GOOD TO DO GOOD DEEDS.
YEAH. I WONDER WHAT THE TWO LOVEBIRDS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW.
HA HA HA HA!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
WOAH, FRED, HEATHCLIFF EATS EVERYTHING.
I BET YOU'D LIKE THAT TOO.
OOH!
JIMMY, YOU JUST FED HIM TOO MUCH PEOPLE FOOD,
AND HIS TUMMY'S UPSET. WHEN I EAT TOO MUCH OF THE WRONG THING
EVEN I DON'T FEEL GOOD. PLAY IT SAFE AND STICK TO PET FOOD
FOR YOUR PET. NOW IF I COULD JUST FOLLOW MY OWN ADVICE.
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